- Ask her to bring in all of her CD’s as part of a show and tell project. When she comes in, steal all of them and smash them up in front of her eyes. Don’t stop until they are all in tiny pieces. At this point, hand her a collection of your own CD’s and tell her to listen to some real music.
- Tell her to wise the hell up and that her life isn’t that bad. All Emo girls are poseurs with absolutely no problems in life. Most of them just pretend to be sad because they’re pissed off that there’s nothing good on T.V. that night.
- Try to win her over to Jesus at any available opportunity. Emo Chicks are depressed because they are on Lucifer’s side and he loves nothing more than to demean his ground troops. Remind her that she’s going to hell unless she repents for her sins and turns her back on her evil ways.
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6 Comments How To Cheer Up A Depressed Emo Chick
Stephanie
January 6th, 2010 at 9:41 pm
1This is rude, mean and cruel. I find the article: “How to Cheer a Depressed Emo Chick Up”, very offensive… I’m scene but everybody has feelings and ways of expressing themselves differently and the creator of this site should think be for he/she posts offensive materials on the internet.
Girl
January 15th, 2010 at 5:46 pm
2This is morally wrong. Grow up.
Dean
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:36 am
3your so right it made me laff keep it up emos are the ones that need to grow up tbh its just a phase teens go through
Lexii
February 23rd, 2010 at 9:57 pm
4Um, dude????
Why are you bringing up ‘Jesus’?
Do you think it pleases him to see you trashing his sons and daughters?
I know more Christian emos than preps.
So suck it
Love, Lexii.
Landon
June 21st, 2010 at 12:29 pm
5Look, i don’t like emos either, but not everyone who looks emo is emo, and if there’s one group of people i hate more than actual emos, it’s you annoying, devout, anything-i-don’t-like-is-the-work-of-the-devil christian fuckers. Especially catholics, which, judging by #3 on your list, you are one. Now I usually don’t make that big of a deal out of people talking about their religion. I believe everyone is entitled to their own beliefs. But one thing I absolutely HATE is people who talk down to other people that don’t share their beliefs like they’re less than human, like they’re dirt, and stubbornly and ignorantly insist that they are right. People who blame everything bad on “Lucifer”, and who believe that “repenting for one’s sins” by converting to christianity is the only way they can turn their life around. You ever read or seen Stephen King’s Carrie? You sound like Mrs. White, the crazy old bat who rants on and on about “judgement day” and “salvation”. Don’t be such a hypocrite. Catholicism is the most emo religion out there. It is based entirely off the idea that anything bad that happens to you, happens because you deserve it. Of course, all branches of christianity are like that, but catholicism is the only one that emphasizes that ideal as the main focal point of the religion. It makes you pity yourself, and self-pity is the feeling that emos base their entire lifestyle off of, which goes without saying. Catholic or not, grow the fuck up, quit basing your life on a pointless, conformist set of ideals and realize that shit just happens, and there is no “god”, and if there was, it would not give a shit about any of us, and we all would have been dead a long time ago. And also, quit blaming everything you don’t like or understand on “the devil”, because he isn’t real either. Fuckin jesus freak.
Jeff
August 1st, 2010 at 5:06 am
6This post is obviously from someone extremely ignorant. What the hell does Jesus have to do with anything. Emo people are emo because of many things and they are usually because of something more important that something not being on tv a particular night. Go suck on a bible you meathead.
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