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This is very easy. Just run up to her and sniff her forehead. If she backs away then you’ll know that it wasn’t meant to be. If she reciprocates then you’ll know that you’re destined to be lovers forever.
As an alternative you could try compimenting the Emo Girl on her fine self harm scars. If you can’t see any scars on her body, ask to see her upper arms. If this involves undressing in public, be aware that she might be reluctant to do this unless she is mentally depraved.
I’d recommend against cutting yourself to mimic her as this would just be plain stupid.Many Emo Boys do this and it just always ends in disaster.
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13 Comments Hot Do I Get A Hot Emo Girl’s Attention?
emo teen
November 13th, 2009 at 10:13 am
1ya i would talk shit like you but i welln’t cus i m emo and these are just two ways im better than you
IonaaGrace
November 24th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
2Well im emo,
and found this funny..
(:
I think it’s great you have your own opinion tbh’
Good for you
So all the other emos’ who are Like Zomg! You Bitch Etc;;
Go get a life?
We hate chav’s?
Thats our opinion..
So pfft’
This person is entitled to their own opinion XD
Heartless18
November 27th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
3I’m wondering if this whole forehead sniffing thing is a proven fact or is it just a theory. I’m willing to try this for scientific reasons of course LOLOLOLOLOLOL XD
Rawry..xx
December 2nd, 2009 at 4:58 pm
4Like WHAT THE FUCK!?
Dude, you really don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about, you are just blabbering about Jesus, SRSLY! Emo girls aren’t satanic, or ”acting”, I’m freakin’ emo, and I laugh all the time! Then come, call it bipolar disorder, tell me how big of an freak I am, make me laugh once more..
Georgie
December 7th, 2009 at 11:11 am
5lol
I’m emo and I found this funny
and I’m not being sarcastic….honest!
You should do one about chavs…
some chick
December 16th, 2009 at 6:02 am
6HA!!!! who the fuck are you, anyway?? obviously you are incredibly sexually attracted to emo chicks, otherwise you wouldn’t have an entire blog devoted to them. but either way, it’s fucking hilarious. kthxbai!!
Asheley
January 13th, 2010 at 10:20 pm
7LOL!!! haha
Lyra
January 14th, 2010 at 10:25 pm
8Okay this is the only thing that did not piss me off i found this hysterically funny. And I would totally try the hair sniffing thing. It sounds amusing. Thank you for a totally good idea.
EMO CHICK 1472
January 20th, 2010 at 2:34 pm
9HOW DARE YOU talk about emo girls this way you dont even no the meanin of the word and dont you dare say we dont like chavs im best friends with one ohh nd yeah im emo too so if you r talkin out emos then ure discriminatin against me nd i get pissed wen im angry how the fuck do you no all this too u dont no emos if this is ure opinion of them DONT ARGUE EITHER cuz im 14 years old i no wots ryt nd wots rong nd i jus want to get my point accross as to say i hate people who say these things about emos nd esspecially behind emo’s backs nd
i jus want you to think how would you feel if you were “emo” nd you heard this huh?
answer me tht nd i swear if you come up with a resonable answer then ill let my grudge go
im sooooooooooo fucking glad i got tht off my chest bi
:@ grrrr
Andanism
January 23rd, 2010 at 3:17 am
10You clearly have no idea what emo is, do you?
Seriously?
You just made a MASSIVE fool of yourself.
Emo isn’t about cutting yourself or being depressed, it’s about being yourself. Those “depressed” “emo” kids you seem to know, know NOTHING about being emo if they think it’s all fun and games to cut themselves. How many of these kids have you ACTUALLY talked to? You’re nothing but an opinionated son of a bitch who can’t accept that yeah, these people are there and yes, they are …relatively normal (I’m friends with a few…I can say this).
I’m not emo, but I’m smart enough to tell the difference between a freakin’ stereotype and shear stupidity.
Are you?
Sarah (the shit)
January 25th, 2010 at 4:16 pm
11Why would somebody lable themselves as emo? This blog is pretty funny =]
Sarah (the shit)
January 25th, 2010 at 4:24 pm
12wait, wait, wait
I just read all of the other comments…bahahaha
people are so ridiculouse.
“I’m emo and 14, i know what i’m talking about..blah blah blah”
Really? You are going to lable yourself?
That is beyond stupid.
I wish I could meet all of you….I would slap the shit out of you..lol
Do any of you really think you have problems?
I bet every single one of you live in a nice little suburban home with a cute little mom and dad.
The only reason why you are “emotional” is because they wont let you ruin your face with metal and dye your hair blue.
GROW THE FUCK UP!!!
Whoever made this site is that fuckin bomb =]
tiffany
May 6th, 2010 at 5:13 pm
13im sooooooooooo trying the forehead thing and i m emo and i proud of it bitch ass whore who tha fuck r u tlkin bout us like that
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