It’s a true fact that Emo Girls kiss merely to make a statement about how they don’t need Emo men in their lives to be sexual. Let’s face it, have you ever met an Emo Boy who seemed like a good lover? Most end up running away at the mere mention of sex. So in order to attain level of sexual gratification at all Emo Girls kiss in public a lot. Well it’s either that or Emo chicks will have to get a lot stronger to physically drag these nerds into the bedroom.

They also do this because they are posers and need to be seen to be different because inside they feel very ordinary indeed. Most sit at home at nights crying into an open tin of cat food as they perceive themselves to be cheap for even thinking about having a burger in McDonalds the previous night.

You can see Emo Girls Kissing mainly outside Aiden concerts. They’ll be the ones at the front of the cue who have been queuing there since 1984 and who will have no problem with running past and into you when the doors finally open. In order to amuse themselves and to depress the more conservative members of the audience they will kiss continually and get other likeminded individuals to photograph the event just so they can put it up on their Bebo or Facebook to make a statement.