Emo Girls are the dorkiest bunch of conformists on the planet. They pretend to be individuals but ultimately they just conform to the same look. Most of them can’t read or write and come from low income families. It’s doubtful that they’ll ever amount to anything in life. In fact they’ll be lucky to work in Subway.

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I knew an Em0 Girl who was employed by Subway and she used to break her nails on purpose and sprinkle it into peoples Subs. She thought this was hilarious. When I asked her why she’d do such a thing she responded with “To watch people choke, dumbass!”. Apparently some old woman died because of her. She even visited the old woman’s grave and took a dump on her headstone and got a friend to take a picture of her and put it on Facebook. I couldn’t believe it.

Anyway Emo Girls are mean spirited wasters who hate democracy and would love to see everyone who does not agree with lifestyle thrown into jail. They want to convert everyone to their cause, leading to everyone on the planet dressing hideously and drinking copious amounts of alcohol. I’ve never met an Emo Girl who had anything interesting to say. They moan constantly about how pointless life is and how much conformists suck and that’s all. If only they were aware that they are the ones that suck!

I’ve seen an Emo Girl reading in a nightclub too! She was reading a Neil Gaiman novel and when I asked her what she was doing she spat on my face and tried to break her glass over my head. They are just criminals!