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Ask her to bring in all of her CD’s as part of a show and tell project. When she comes in, steal all of them and smash them up in front of her eyes. Don’t stop until they are all in tiny pieces. At this point, hand her a collection of your own CD’s and tell her to listen to some real music.

Tell her to wise the hell up and that her life isn’t that bad. All Emo girls are poseurs with absolutely no problems in life. Most of them just pretend to be sad because they’re pissed off that there’s nothing good on T.V. that night.

Try to win her over to Jesus at any available opportunity. Emo Chicks are depressed because they are on Lucifer’s side and he loves nothing more than to demean his ground troops. Remind her that she’s going to hell unless she repents for her sins and turns her back on her evil ways.

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