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What Is The Difference Between Emos And Depressed People?

admin — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 21:07:53 +0000

This is simple. Depressed people have a real illness whereas Emos simply make a mockery of a serious condition just to make themselves look cool.

On occasion, you’ll meet an Emo who is depressed and they won’t openly parade around flaunting their condition as a badge of honour as they’ll understand that an illness is nothing to be proud of.

I’m just sick and tired of these Emos acting like absolute shitheads. Grow the hell up already. Just because you’re a bit upset doesn’t give you license to act like a complete dolt.

Grow up!

Why Can’t Emo Chicks Spell? Is It Because They Aren’t Intelligent At All?

admin — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 19:56:01 +0000

So I’ve been writing in the blog for about 9 months now and I’ve received many comments, mostly from outraged young Emo chicks who want to smash my face into bits with cement blocks and tyre irons. I expected little else. I knew Emo Girls were unable to show composure in debates, mainly because they are too stupid to engage in anything rational.

To them, rationality is poking themselves in the arm with a kebab skewer and then praying to Pete Wentz for ‘deliverance’.

One thing I’ve noticed though is the really bad spelling. I dunno whether it’s because everyone who posts here is retarded, demented or a combination of both, but I’ve never seen the like of it before in my life.

If you’re gonna post a response to any of the posts here, please ensure that you can actually see past your damn bangs. Jesus! You type worse than my dog and he’s an epileptic!

If I Cry And Cut In Class Will Emo Girls Like Me?

admin — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 19:50:01 +0000

No, they’ll mock you all the more. In the UK, Emo Girls punish would-be Emo Boys by pulling their pants down in the corridor and then lightly slapping them over the head with their purse, just as a warning of what will come if they continue to pretend to be Emo.

Besides, crying in class is so uncool. I remember this kid from school who did exactly the same thing and we’d all burst out laughing when we did it. It made him cry all the more. We’d go over and try to give him a hug but then he’d turn psycho and try to rip our eyes out with a compass.

Christ he was unhinged. But it was all hilarious!