Emo Chicks exhibit this strange type of behavior because they love to watch other people suffer. They want to bring other people down to the depths of despair just so that they don’t feel alone in the world. How sad is this? Can’t these cretins just leave everyone else alone and spend their time by themselves cutting to Peter Wentz records and bitching to their mothers about how crap life is instead of wrecking other peoples dreams?

I hate Emo Chicks more than anything on this planet. Seriously I do.

Emo girls need to sort their lives out and accept the Lord Jesus Christ before it’s too late. It’s obvious that these people are Satanists. I mean have you sniffed them recently? Christ on Earth, they reek worse than the Occult. I’ve never smelt anything so toxic in my life!

The only real option for the fat Emo girl is to join the Gothic subculture, where the people are generally more accepting of fatties.

Anyway, there’s no real point in losing weight just to join the stupid bullshit Emo cult! You’re probably fabulous the way you are. Just tell all of the Emos to stick it where the sun don’t shine and be an individual!

Emos are not individuals and never will be.

Emo Chicks are the human equivalent of the praying mantis, their goal is to sucker the poor guy into making out with them and then out of nowhere, bam! they’ll quickly slice off part of his arm with a razor when he’s not looking, just as a trophy that she can then showcase to her friends and anyone else who is suckered into her bizarre little world.

If you’re a guy and you’re thinking of asking an Emo Chick out, don’t. Not unless you value both your arms and your sanity!

When was the last time you seen as Emo Girl who didn’t act like an absolute snob towards you and your preppy friends? Never,tThat’s when! Why’s this? Because they have an inflated outlook on their own position in the world. They believe that they are their own Gods. Most of them have forgotten about our Lord Jesus Christ and have instead started worshipping absolute cretins like Gerald Way or Pete Wentz.

As I’ve mentioned before, Emo chicks are nothing but pocket fascists out to ruin America and the World by association.

As an alternative you could try compimenting the Emo Girl on her fine self harm scars. If you can’t see any scars on her body, ask to see her upper arms. If this involves undressing in public, be aware that she might be reluctant to do this unless she is mentally depraved.

I’d recommend against cutting yourself to mimic her as this would just be plain stupid.Many Emo Boys do this and it just always ends in disaster.

The Emo Scene is so incestuous that it basically makes it impossible for Emos to have a personality. Its aim is to crush the spirits of its adherents and to make them cave into how Pete Wentz wants them to look. It’s almost like Nazi Germany for goodness sake! If they had their way, all normal people would be killed for just being normal. This is what we’re up against folks!

Anyway here’s an example of how generic Emos girls are! Ever noticed how they all pull the same “I haven’t taken a dump in 6 weeks” look on their faces when they’re taken pictures of themselves? What the hell is that all about!?!

Would it hurt to actually smile properly and to stop acting like a retard? Then again if they were to do this they’d be disowned by their groups and would endure persecution. I knew an Emo Girl who published a picture of her smiling in a normal band t-shirt and apparently someone took a shit in a box and sent it to her by mail. The next day she received a bullet in a box. She was terrified.

The whole purpose of Emo is to keep people down. It’s one hundred million times more dangerous than religion

I knew an Em0 Girl who was employed by Subway and she used to break her nails on purpose and sprinkle it into peoples Subs. She thought this was hilarious. When I asked her why she’d do such a thing she responded with “To watch people choke, dumbass!”. Apparently some old woman died because of her. She even visited the old woman’s grave and took a dump on her headstone and got a friend to take a picture of her and put it on Facebook. I couldn’t believe it.

Anyway Emo Girls are mean spirited wasters who hate democracy and would love to see everyone who does not agree with lifestyle thrown into jail. They want to convert everyone to their cause, leading to everyone on the planet dressing hideously and drinking copious amounts of alcohol. I’ve never met an Emo Girl who had anything interesting to say. They moan constantly about how pointless life is and how much conformists suck and that’s all. If only they were aware that they are the ones that suck!

I’ve seen an Emo Girl reading in a nightclub too! She was reading a Neil Gaiman novel and when I asked her what she was doing she spat on my face and tried to break her glass over my head. They are just criminals!

Think about how much anguish emo chicks go through too. How could they get up in the morning if they didn’t have a crutch in alcohol?

I’d say 50% of Emo girls are alcoholics. It’s a conservative estimate to be honest as the figure is more likely to be at about 90% but I’m prepared to give them the benefit of the doubt.

I’m tired of being harassed by under-age Emo Chicks outside the liquor store who want me to buy booze for them.  If I’m carrying an umberella, I’ll chase them with it until they’re far enough out of sight. It’s disgraceful behavior especially when you consider how rude they are to me normally.

If an Emo is drunk they will come up to me and call me a “generic conformist loser” before throwing up all over my shirt. It’s at times like this that I immediately report them to the authorities. I don’t mind being called a conformist loser but the last thing I need is for some girl to be vomiting all over me.

If you’re a parent with an Emo kid, be sure to keep them from drinking as it will only lead to a live full of misery and crime for them.

Personally I think that Fat Emo Girls are a lot more hot than the skinny ones. They never really complain, probably because they are too busy eating. They are more depressive than other Emo Girls, which is a pity because they are almost likeable. If I ended up with a Fat Emo Girl I think I’d die a happy man. As long as she didn’t try to cut me to pieces in the middle of the night with her razor, that is.

If you see anyone harassing a fat emo girl then please feel free to slap the perprator around the face repeatedly. We need more Fat Emo Girls in our society.