This is simple. Depressed people have a real illness whereas Emos simply make a mockery of a serious condition just to make themselves look cool.

On occasion, you’ll meet an Emo who is depressed and they won’t openly parade around flaunting their condition as a badge of honour as they’ll understand that an illness is nothing to be proud of.

I’m just sick and tired of these Emos acting like absolute shitheads. Grow the hell up already. Just because you’re a bit upset doesn’t give you license to act like a complete dolt.

Grow up!

1. Ask her to bring in all of her CD’s as part of a show and tell project. When she comes in, steal all of them and smash them up in front of her eyes. Don’t stop until they are all in tiny pieces. At this point, hand her a collection of your own CD’s and tell her to listen to some real music.
2. Tell her to wise the hell up and that her life isn’t that bad. All Emo girls are poseurs with absolutely no problems in life. Most of them just pretend to be sad because they’re pissed off that there’s nothing good on T.V. that night.
3. Try to win her over to Jesus at any available opportunity. Emo Chicks are depressed because they are on Lucifer’s side and he loves nothing more than to demean his ground troops. Remind her that she’s going to hell unless she repents for her sins and turns her back on her evil ways.

So I’ve been writing in the blog for about 9 months now and I’ve received many comments, mostly from outraged young Emo chicks who want to smash my face into bits with cement blocks and tyre irons. I expected little else. I knew Emo Girls were unable to show composure in debates, mainly because they are too stupid to engage in anything rational.

To them, rationality is poking themselves in the arm with a kebab skewer and then praying to Pete Wentz for ‘deliverance’.

One thing I’ve noticed though is the really bad spelling. I dunno whether it’s because everyone who posts here is retarded, demented or a combination of both, but I’ve never seen the like of it before in my life.

If you’re gonna post a response to any of the posts here, please ensure that you can actually see past your damn bangs. Jesus! You type worse than my dog and he’s an epileptic!

No, they’ll mock you all the more. In the UK, Emo Girls punish would-be Emo Boys by pulling their pants down in the corridor and then lightly slapping them over the head with their purse, just as a warning of what will come if they continue to pretend to be Emo.

Besides, crying in class is so uncool. I remember this kid from school who did exactly the same thing and we’d all burst out laughing when we did it. It made him cry all the more. We’d go over and try to give him a hug but then he’d turn psycho and try to rip our eyes out with a compass.

Christ he was unhinged. But it was all hilarious!

Their main pastime is terrorizing the elderly. Christ, these psychos get kicks out of knocking on old ladies doors and running away. I’ve even seen them crapping in their victims mailboxes and setting feral wolves loose into their back yards.

Emo Chicks exhibit this strange type of behavior because they love to watch other people suffer. They want to bring other people down to the depths of despair just so that they don’t feel alone in the world. How sad is this? Can’t these cretins just leave everyone else alone and spend their time by themselves cutting to Peter Wentz records and bitching to their mothers about how crap life is instead of wrecking other peoples dreams?

I hate Emo Chicks more than anything on this planet. Seriously I do.